Listen You!!!

Hey you! Yeah you! With the checkered shirt... Listen!
You! With the short cropped woolen tie.... Listen!!
Yeah you! With the big round glasses and messy comb over-esk hair... Listen!
Yeah! You there! With the corduroy jacket with elbow patches... LISTEN!!!

How To Uniquely Eat Lunch In One Easy Step

Wear a turquoise Mickey Mouse t-shirt at a restaurant filled with people wearing monotone colored suits.

Chop Suey Hero

There was once a plate of noodles
Filled with oodles and oodles
Of chop suey that makes me mad
Because they do not make me glad
To be in my tummy
They are not very yummy
But along came a guy
Dressed casual, not in a tie
Who made them go *kaplooie*
And saved me from the chop suey!

Why do we listen to 'they'?!?

What do 'they' know?
Who decided 'they' are right?
Certainly not me!
Why?
Because the Madame Bakery Lady would not ask me how I am and how others (who are not with me) are doing...
Because the Butcher, whom I pass on the sidewalk 7 blocks away from the Boucherie would not stop to say hello...
Because a stranger would not smile at me as we cross paths near the metro...
And because a somewhat homeless looking man would not politely offer me his newspaper when I come to sit in a public square and insist because he was done reading it and was on his way somewhere else.